Yay, Yay or Neigh, Neigh? Horses, Pranks, and Book of Mormon Evidence

Book of Mormon defenders and enthusiasts have a lot to be excited about. From the discovery of carefully crafted chiasmus in the Book of Mormon to the discovery of intricate details in the Arabian Peninsula that add plausibility and insight to First Nephi, the march of time has resulted in many advances in our appreciation of the Book of Mormon as an ancient text. That enthusiasm sometimes gets out of hand as Mormons sometimes fail to remember just how much faith is still required to accept the Book of Mormon (or the Bible). Regarding the mention of “horse” in the Book of Mormon, it’s fair to recognize that we have a genuine trouble spot. In light of some glimpses of possible evidence pointing to late pockets of horses that survived long past the generally assumed New World horse extinction date of around 11,000 B.C. into pre-Columbian times, some LDS folks argue that there is no serious problem with accepting mentions of “horses” in the Book of Mormon as genuine horses as opposed to perhaps some other species. Unfortunately, the scant evidence that is often cited has some problems. Some finds of bones or teeth in the Yucatan in recent layers may have been due to disturbances from digging caused by animals or humans, or may have been curious humans transported from other locations. There is no clear evidence of horses being present among the early Mayans, for example.

There remains the possibility that horses persisted much later than the last ancient bones that have been found. Finding remnants is a rare thing, especially when they need to be found by someone able and willing to recognizing their importance and pay for the testing needed. Intriguing evidence that groups of horses may have persisted much later than the apparent extinction date comes from recent analysis of DNA preserved deep in permafrost in Alaska. See “Mammoths Hung On Longer? Late-Surviving Megafauna Exposed by Ancient DNA in Frozen Soil” (American Museum of Natural History, Dec. 15, 2009, ScienceDaily, accessed December 15, 2012). This is far from Book of Mormon territory, but it makes a relevant point. Researchers examining the soil and its DNA fragments found fairly clear evidence that horses were present in the New World as much as 5,000 years later than previously assumed. Moving the extinction date from 11,000 B.C. to 6,000 B.C. in this initial forensic effort doesn’t solve the puzzle for the Book of Mormon, but if we can have that big of a surprise in Alaska, could there be even later dates that will surprise us in Mesoamerica? Well, maybe, and maybe not. This issue is far from a slam dunk for the Book of Mormon and still needs to be considered a genuine issue for further research.

I wish I could report that Mesoamerican documents have now been unearthed that confirm the existence of pre-Columbian horses, and, while we are at it, Nephites. Give us some slam dunk evidence to end the debate and convert the critics, eh? There is abundant evidence to strengthen the case for plausibility, or rather, to strengthen faith once exercised or to overcome some common objections that might be total roadblocks to faith. But I actually think it would frustrate the nature of faith and religion and God’s desires for us if we could simply take Michael Coe or any other top scholar to a site in Mesoamerica, point to a carved monument, and say, “See? This city was named Zarahemla, its people were named Nephites, its enemies were called Lamanites, the worshipped the Messiah named Jesus, and here is the entire text of Mosiah 2 and 3 Nephi 12 inscribed on this wall from 75 A.D. So when would you like to be baptized? We’ve got an open slot on Tuesday night, right after we finish the mass baptisms of that tour group from Harvard.” But when everything is that crystal clear, it might just be too a little too late.

In our zeal to overcome objections and point to evidence for plausibility, we sometimes need to add a little skeptical “neigh, neigh” to our “yay, yay.” Yay for the evidences that are authentic, but a firm nay when the evidence proves to be completely worthless or occasionally, even fraudulent. That appears to be the case with a commonly cited bit of pro-horse evidence from Wisconsin, where a horse skull was found in a pre-Columbian mound. It’s in many books and some of these are cited by Mormon defenders who probably haven’t yet learned the humorous story behind that skull. The story of a prank. See “There Were No Ancient Vikings in Wisconsin? Prank at Spencer Lake Mounds” by K. Kris Hirs at About.com. Some of us were pretty intrigued when we first heard of this find. But there is compelling and credible evidence from a reliable source that the skull was planted there as a prank. Radiocarbon dating apparently confirms that. Kiss that evidence good-bye, folks. That’s definitely a neigh, neigh sound I’m hearing.

Patience. For now.

Author: Jeff Lindsay

7 thoughts on “Yay, Yay or Neigh, Neigh? Horses, Pranks, and Book of Mormon Evidence

  1. Jeff,

    The Alaska evidence needs to be put in context. It is that mammoths survived on one Artic island for a bit longer. There is no evidence of survival on the Mainland.

  2. Good points made here. Jeff, you are probably aware of this already – I found you on an Evangelical site dedicated to understanding Mormon doctrine and how to witness to Mormons etc. It is called Mormon Coffee. They have an area on the site that lists many, many past and present LDS people and what these people have said on various subjects. The problem is that they take one or two sentences so the context is unknown and the person quoted can appear to be a blubbering idiot. They also claim they go after other "cults" like Jehova's Witnesses but there is very little on the site about other "cults"- their only target is the Mormon church.
    Thank you for reminding us to keep our thinking straight.

  3. Arctic island? I think you are remembering older reports about the discovery of later mammoths on Wrangel Island (1650 BC) or St. Paul, Island, Alaska (3700 BC). This study investigated a site in Alaska near the Yukon River, not a Siberian Island. Alaska – mainland, so yes, there is indeed evidence of later survival on the mainland.

    For info on mammoths, with references to the islands, see Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammoth.

  4. Jeff,

    But that study shows die-off by about 8,000 years ago.

    The Arctic islands indicate small populations (of mostly miniature mammoths) for a few thousand years more.

    Nothing is indicated on the Mainland for anything within 5,000 years or so of the earliest Book of Mormon period.

  5. Did I say or imply otherwise? Here's what I said: Researchers examining the soil and its DNA fragments found fairly clear evidence that horses were present in the New World as much as 5,000 years later than previously assumed. Moving the extinction date from 11,000 B.C. to 6,000 B.C. in this initial forensic effort doesn't solve the puzzle for the Book of Mormon, but if we can have that big of a surprise in Alaska, could there be even later dates that will surprise us in Mesoamerica? Well, maybe, and maybe not. This issue is far from a slam dunk for the Book of Mormon and still needs to be considered a genuine issue for further research.

  6. Christmas gift idea for your humble blogger here: This Christmas, I'd like a horse. A Mesoamerican one, preferably. Doesn't have to be in working condition and can be decrepit and rather old, but not too old–about 2000 years old will do just fine. Should be free of problems caused by tunneling cave rats and overly eager apologists. If you find one that meets these simple criteria, it will be an even merrier Christmas than normal.

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